you should be raising albino baluga whales in eastern parts of the arctic.

So, I usually do online tests that people have fwd'ed to me because I'm either bored at work or trying to procrastinate...and most of all curious to see another absurd "reading of my personality" that these tests usually spit out...

Here's a result from a job interests test I just did:

Teresa, based on your responses, your top career area is Business Relations

Careers in this field often demand that you possess keen observational skills and shrewd thinking. Being successful in this area involves anticipating your opponent's goals and client's needs. Most likely, you enjoy the challenge of quick thinking and taking calculated risks.

Oh. Hang on, I am in a business relations role! Based on the usual absurdity of these type of test results perhaps I should consider my current role as absurd! Eww, I'd hate to call myself "shrewd". At least it didn't say I should go be a funeral director.

Imagine if I based my life on online test results. It certainly would make life easier in some respects. But I guess rolling a dice or flipping a coin would too. I wonder if I could run a social experiment on myself...there are all sort of tests ones for careers, love, relationships, shopping, friendship, investment, signature karaoke song...